the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting
by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009
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Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.
my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.
by Potassiumlimabean June 19, 2020
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Ill play gmod later maybe

When your friends say they will play later but truly they wont and just want to make fun of you and dont want to play gmod with you
by BIG Richard the great May 01, 2020
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Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later, you can express that you are going to.
Could be masturbation.
A foxy woman passes you by without even looking.
"Hang me later." - you.

"Masturbation" -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
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Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later

Off-note it could be for masturbation.
"And that is that for today" - teacher

The really into school kid rises their hand.

"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
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Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 08, 2016
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