Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.

Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020

Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022

smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018

Banter

Offering chat that is a high quality of chat, good bant requires skill and means you are good in the game of talking.

Banter defined - Hey Jazz and JD you guys just offered some amazing bant. You are true bantologists.

by Dirkulees January 29, 2024

Bro Banter

Being gay but not gay for the homies, you gay in the speech, you hetero in the sheets.

hey bro don't make me kiss you.
How much for a good dick suck.
Dang man your dumby thicc like a bowl of oatmeal, might have to eat you out.
Hey man I'm not gay its just bro banter.

by bro banter manager February 21, 2020

Banter crewed

A triggered person or group of people who have been humiliated trolled and shamed on a facebook page which results in said snowflake leaving the page normally after reporting.

Dude.....did you see Lee Mayne get banter crewed.....Scott,Arthur,Neal,Zoe and Tina take no shit man.

by Trigger troops January 13, 2019

banter

what Mr Heath doesn't like

no more banter towards people

by mr lebruilly eats basketballs June 12, 2018