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mushroom fluff

mushroom fluff is that fat layer that rolls off your sides when you were cloths that are 10 times to small on you and your a fat ugly whore
guy: o my god zoe put that shit away there a small children around

zoe: what did i do

guy: put that mushroom fluff away you fat skank
by mooseman95 April 8, 2009
mugGet the mushroom fluffmug.

cunt fluff

the delights that an elderly gent gets when playin with a purse.
also minge fuzz
guy: so yea i was playing with a purse and got covered in cunt fluff man
by jorjii November 26, 2007
mugGet the cunt fluffmug.

bum fluff

The pointless and inevitably very dusty crap plastered onto the walls of 'with it' peoples houses
Interoir designers say it is fashionable, I say it is a piece of shit
mugGet the bum fluffmug.

fluff-nugget

A tool used to fluff your butt to avoid flat secretary butt. Many times, this tool will be hands.
Jenn used a fluff-nugget after sitting in a chair for eight hours.
by research scholar February 13, 2012
mugGet the fluff-nuggetmug.

Fluff Shake

To fluff shake is to diarhrea. It is a liquid form of a fluff. It is derived from the fact that when you diarhrea it looks like a messed up milk shake was poured into the toilet.
Man, that bean burrito I had yesterday sure gave me a bad case of the fluff shakes.

Oops! I just fluff shaked in my pants.
by Poopty puepty pants April 18, 2005
mugGet the Fluff Shakemug.

bum fluff

having hair inbetween ur bum cheeks
by cock nose May 13, 2005
mugGet the bum fluffmug.

FLUFF BOY

That short little dude, short on genitals who will oral sex ANYTHING out of desperation only to be prepping her for the next guy
The lil punk tries to act like a fuck boy but he knows hes just a fluff boy.
by MEDU$A666 February 14, 2020
mugGet the FLUFF BOYmug.

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