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fluid

A pretentious term for "bisexuality."

*~Freedom to Love UR Identity~*, y'all!
"I just don't understand how anyone COULDN'T be FLUID, because you can find yourself being attracted to a very close friend, even if you like, don't want to do anything sexual with them."

"Isn't that kind of the antithesis of 'attraction'?"

- someone who will remain anonymous and me
by Spuffy March 3, 2008
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seminole fluid

1. A sports drink for the Florida State football team, a la Gatorade.
2. When mixed with semen makes up a sweet nutritional Mexican hot sauce.
Jack: Hey, throw me some seminole fluid.
Fred: How bout you go suck a donkey turd to flaming son of a shiite.
by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003
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Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
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vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.
1. Shelia: “rabbit! rabbit! I got vaginal fluid!”
Rabbit: “Oh My goodness! It’s leaking!”
2. When Flo Walked Home Shortly There’s This Leaking On The Floor.
Flo: “Oh My goodness! Please! I got vaginal fluid! Help! On the floor!”
Gordon: “mom! What happened when you got home?”
Flo: “oooh Sorry, son. I have to go to Bedroom to check”
by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018
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Flubdy

when a man recieves oral sex while his penis is still limp
she gave me a flubdy dude! i never even got hard!!
by JCUP08 August 24, 2008
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Flunda

Having the capabilities of being used as any word desirable. Preferably, but not exclusively, dirty.
Dylan: "Hey Sean, did you get that flunda last night?"
Sean: "I always get that flunda!!"
Collin: "Gimme dat flunda!"
by CouchC November 6, 2010
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Fudd Buddies

Two or more girl friends who masturbate together.
by BarryBannan May 1, 2011
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