Filterhead

A cheap fucker who wears a Yamaka.

That filterhead gave me a 2% tip.

by Sean Conner November 5, 2003

Filtered

A woman that has been screwed so many times, that it wouldn't gain you any respect or self-dignity to have sexual intercourse with her. Hence the word "tap". She is liked tapped water.So in that case, she has been filtered.

"Dude! Don't do it with Ashley. She's been filtered!"

by SierraWithoutTheMist April 20, 2009

Filtered

Substitute word for something sexual when you're telling your sister about a dream the night before and you catch yourself.

"He filtered inside my jeans this morning"
"You were NOT filtering inside my jeans!"

by emx1 November 11, 2011

Flitter

When a female farts and the gas expels up her vagina, causing a flutter or clapping sound from her vulvar lips.

"Did you hear her flitter?"

"Yeah, it sounds like a baby clapping."
"That was definitely not silent, but it was deadly."

by kcMasterpiece June 2, 2013

bozo filter

A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.

Man that guy is such an idiot. I wish I had a bozo filter.

by pur1337 October 8, 2003

syphon filter

1. Descriptive Noun. Used to describe a videogame that just keeps coming out in order to make people stop buying games in an overcrowded genre.
2. Diet Splinter Cell

Who the fuck is Gabe Logan? I thought his name was Sam Fischer...
or...
Another WWII game? How many times can one storm Normandy Beach?

by Uh oh! Spaggetti-O's June 4, 2005

Flitters

A mess, pieces, tatters.

The dog left the shirt in flitters.

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005