When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.
"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
by GlenBurg September 29, 2015

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

by onionchip789 October 1, 2015

The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.
As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.
by Road god August 15, 2011

by Nobody.youknow May 3, 2022

person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
by Ardeat August 6, 2022
