HETERO FLEXIBLE

A female or male which are not bi or gay but is straight. They may do stuff with the same sex or have sexual dreams over same sex. They would never go out or date same sex

hey im hetero flexible.

by A.JZ September 10, 2008

hedro-flexible

it's when someone is straight , but may have done things with the same sex. shit happens.

I'm hedro-flexible".... "What does that mean?".... "It means I have a boyfriend, but i've had sex with a girl or two.

by jbj. June 8, 2011

Weird flex but okay

When someone says the most random fucking thing and you’re in a bitchy mood so you tell them “weird flex but okay” so they’ll shut up .

Person 1: It’s my one year veganversary!!
Person 2: tf ... weird flex but okay....

by Bitchezz2331 November 22, 2018

flexiblize

The ability to modify a plan on a moments notice.

When the flight left early we had to flexiblize to get to our destination.

by skiracecoach February 3, 2010

Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.

“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

flexitarian

being vego but making yourself a bacon and egg roll the morning after a bloody stonker of a night

flexitarian (sunday morning): nah mate it's not even real bacon, i swear!!

by sunburntm8 November 10, 2020

faux flex

sort of like a bow flex only found at wallmart.

me and two friends were walking through wal-mart looking for dex when my friend was like "hey look, a faux flex"

by skife March 10, 2005