thrice filtered

Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.

Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!

by 320Tri December 11, 2010

Fail Filter

An encounter, either digital or real, designed to filter the good from the bad.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.

Heroic Stonecore is a serious Fail Filter.

by Diggsworth January 24, 2011

The Fiery Heart

The fourth book in the Bloodlines series, written by none other than Richelle Mead. The Bloodlines series is a spin off from the Vampire Academy series where the not so main character (Sydney Sage) becomes the main character. Bloodlines settings are still based in the Vampire Academy world and continues to include old and new characters of the Vampire Academy series. The Fiery Heart is said to be the steamiest novel in the Bloodlines series, think of 'Shadow Kissed' (Vampire Academy) and times that by 7 steamy.

George -"Have you read the Vampire Academy books yet?"
Roger - "Sure have, in fact I'm even up to date with the Bloodline series!"
George - "Me too! I'm waiting for The Fiery Heart!"
Roger - "I bet The Fiery Heart will be heaps better than Shadow Kissed!"

by BatmanWithADeepVoice August 19, 2013

dick filter

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.

Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.

by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016

Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.

"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."

by Donkei June 17, 2017

dark fiery

A group of teenagers running around like psychos, and you should probably avoid them for your sanity's sake.

"Who in the hell decided to gang rape a goddamn turtle!?"
"Dark fiery."

by Ms. Kim Taehyung January 25, 2018

Cigarette filter

To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter

by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020