The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes
Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders
by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024
Get the fecal blindedmug. That thing where your friend tells you about their brontosaurus poops, their pebble poops, and everything in between.
You tell me everything about your bowel movements; their consistency, size, frequency, etc. You’re very fecal-focused.
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
Get the Fecal-Focusedmug. by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
Get the Equal-fecalmug. A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist
by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021
Get the Fecal Face Fendermug. by HoshimiMiyabi March 24, 2025
Get the fecal funnymug. The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.
Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.
Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.
Me: Yup.
Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.
Me: Yup.
by auralex October 14, 2014
Get the fecalationmug. by anonymous March 9, 2024
Get the Fecal brapmug.