February 1st 

If you are born on the 1st of February you have the calmest, kindest and purest soul. You have many secrets and are extremely mysterious. You are admired by many for your strength and extreme positivity.

You have a very special unique life and never fail to let it hold you back! GO FORTH AND SMOKE SOME GANJ

damn that february 1st gally is a keeper cuz she’s calm as fuck bro.

February 1st by keyboardnmouse October 30, 2019

No Finger February 

A challenge where in the month of February you need to remove all of your fingers.

“hey dude, are you participating in No Finger February?”
“sure, pass the knife”

No Finger February by luna_gbc February 1, 2020

Fibonacci fap February 

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.

You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.

Fibonacci fap February by Nighthawk Entertainment November 5, 2018

February 13

National kiss your best friend day.
Come on give it a shot!!!!
Maybe they'll like it and y'all will start dating!!!

Don't kiss your bestie if your not bi and your bestie is the same gender though!!!!!

Kyle:Oh,hey Karen!!!!
Karen: Kyle come closer
Kyle:Okay!!!
Karen:*kisses Kyle*
Kyle:What was that for???
Karen:It's National Kiss Your Best Friend day silly!!!
Kyle:What day is it again??
Karen:National Kiss Your-
Kyle:No I mean like the month and then like the date??
Karen: February 13
Kyle:Oh, Yeah!!!!!!

February 13 by Pink_KitKats November 1, 2019

February 8

The day when the freakiest of freaks are born. Without people born on February 8th good sex wouldn’t exist.

guy 1: My girl’s birthday is February 8th
guy 2: Oh you know what that means?

February 8 by sir. dig bick October 19, 2019

February 15 

International appreciate short people day

It’s February 15, thanks for being short❤️

February 15 by Alabama headass October 31, 2020

february 20 

February 20th is a day where all real sensitive people are born. A day to be sensitive. A day to celebrate sensitive bitches! You go sensitive kings and queens!

Friend 1: I’m so sad I feel like today Is February 20

february 20 by Fuckmylifeohmygosh April 12, 2019