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Tar and Feather

The act of forcing a tar ball in the mouth of your sexual partner(s), bending them over, and shoving their face(s) in your feather bed or feather pillow. The idea here is to continually pound said partner until the sheet or pillow case splits open and you ejaculate into the tarred and feathered faces. NOTE: This act is best performed on people who talk too much before, during, and after sexual relations.
If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to tar and feather your face when I fuck you later.
by Dean Philipsen April 1, 2011
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feathers

A rating for how skanky a girl is. The rating goes from one to five feathers, but extra's can be added for the sake of emphasis.

(The original term was coined because of a very skanky pair of underpants. A thong with feathers over the crotch)
Girl 1: How many feathers do you have?
Girl 2: Roughly fourteen :P
by SingingStorm May 19, 2009
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fachino

"stop using me for my stank ass fachino!"
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feather busted

When you cum in her hand while she's asleep andthen tickel her nose with a feather so she slaps it all over her face.....she got feather busted
She passed at the party and they feather busted her
by bos December 18, 2015
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tard & feathered

Tarring and feathering was a physical punishment, used to enforce formal justice in feudal Europe and informal justice in Europe.
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A retarded person who parades in a feather boa.
Guilty Man in Feudal Europe: For the love of Christ this tar is hot, keep that roster away from me!
or
Wow, did you see Paris Hilton, she's really tard & feathered!
by Bubble August 15, 2006
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Feacial impaction

when crap dries up in your large intestine blocking your anal passageway which leaves you in a more worse state than constipation. Doctors have to stick a tube up your arse to scrape/suck out the dried crap, leavig your arse sore for days.
My arse is so sore from my oppointment to the doctos yesterday. They said I had feacial impaction, so they stuck tube up arse.
by Sabre Z September 18, 2004
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Feath

adjective
1. the state between dying and death
2. when one can't spell anything because they're too high

noun
1. a person who is going to die in 1 second
2. a high person who can't spell
1. I'm shot, i'm a feath now, leave me and run for your life!
2. I'm so feath right now.
by Chinese Monk Mon May 22, 2013
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