fanny snail

When a woman is in a state of such arousal a trail of slime is left behind them as they walk, similar to that of a snail. Require the woman to be not wearing any underwear.

Wow, see that wet trail on the ground over there? That girl must be a fanny snail.

by Achmensch February 15, 2017

Fanny Fencing

The female version of what is known as 'Cock Blocking'

I just got fanny fenced!
I feel like she is constantly fanny fencing me!

by Tobes200 November 9, 2016

Achieveable fanny

Achieveable fanny is clunge that you realistically have a chance with. The girls that you could go over to, strike a conversation with, and actually end up tickling her belly button from the inside at the end of the night.

"Hey mate. You missed out last night, there was loads of achieveable fanny about."

by Kershy March 29, 2010

fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009

Fanny Nanny

A fanny nanny is someone who carries around a fanny pack. The "nanny" part refers to when for instance a group goes on a rollercoaster and needs a place to put their phones they ask the friend with the fanny pack to carry their phones.

Elena: Hey, Victoria could I put my phone in your fanny pack during the ride?
Adrian: Yeah me too!
Lacey: Me as well!
Sarah: if you don't mind...
Victoria: *sigh* I guess I'm the fanny nanny today.

by The Fanny Nanny August 26, 2013

fanny fallout

When an extremely slender woman has legs that do not touch at the thighs when she walks or stands naturally. As her legs don't touch, you can clearly see the shape of her vagina between said thighs, the outline revealed for all to see. Considered desirable amongst women.

Girl #1: Eww! I can see the shape of her fanny because she's so skinny!
Girl #2: Are you kidding? I wish I had fanny fallout.
Dude: Damn, that's fine!

by truereligion25 April 29, 2010

Fanny Attack

When someone (a female) goes absolutely nuts over the smallest thing and becomes hysterical. A bit like being a Karen I suppose.

Aisling went to the cupboard but someone had eaten the last pack of Tato’s! She had a total Fanny attack. Calm down Miss Murphy stop having a Fanny Attack! Have some Monster Munch instead.

I dont want your Monster Munch ya Mogg I want my Tatos!

by Razorcharlie February 14, 2022