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MySpace is ghetto whereas Facebook is suburban.
by xoga October 26, 2008
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Facebook

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.
"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."
by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012
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facebook

to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)
I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
by shm02 May 17, 2018
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facebook

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.
by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018
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Facebook

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
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Facebook

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
by Mr Special September 1, 2018
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Facebook

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.
I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!
by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019
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