When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's
While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!
by the tell tale man May 10, 2015
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As opposed to American Dream, European Dream is a concept of equality of opportunity for anyone who lives in Europe, mainly European Union, regardless for who they are, or from where they've come from.
I though of going to the USA, but after realising I would end up on street with shady job, I chose to go to the France. I prefer the European Dream.
by Tomsow(12) December 27, 2019
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When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
i gave this guy a European Firedragon last night
by senpachi September 2, 2021
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Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.
"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"
by Willysaucy April 20, 2023
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A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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When you shove your balls into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her
I gave that slut a European Princess and she smelled like garbage after and before.
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When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her
I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss
by poopietuesday July 26, 2022
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