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Ethan

A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
Did you see Ethan?

Fuck he's a stud.

Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020
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A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up
Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him
by Bob fagot May 23, 2020
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Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.
Ughh I just met an Ethan
by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020
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Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man
ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose
by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020
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Ethans are typically people who try their best in everything they do. They respect everyone, and they are so effortlessly funny. Ethans also are pretty good looking, but not so good at spelling. :p
Girl A: He was hilarious. Who was that?
Girl B: Oh, that was Ethan.
by Persona individual August 3, 2020
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Somebody who is abnormally short.
Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.
by dwere September 11, 2020
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He is kind, loveable, hot, and so much more. Even if he’s hurt you you always think about him. When he hugs you, you feel safe. When your together the world just fades away. He’ll say sorry even if he didn’t do anything. He’s quiet and shy at first but when you get to know him he’s very outgoing. When you need him, he’ll be there. He’s always gonna be there for you no matter the circumstance. It’s very easy to fall in love with an Ethan. Don’t ever let him go.
Girl 1: I met this wonderful guy yesterday
Girl 2: Oh, he must be an Ethan
by A person who’s in love September 26, 2020
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