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Mi gato está muerto

This phrase has different meanings depending on context.
1. A way of expressing appreciation for one's existence. This can be either romantic or friendly appreciation, but on Friday's it's strictly romantic.
2. A way of expressing motivation to be productive.
3. A way of cheering someone up.
4. A way of congratulating someone on something.
Friend: I failed the exam.
You: Well, mi gato está muerto porque estuvo debajo de mi carro por cinco años.

Friend: Comí pizza hoy.
You: Ayyy! Mi gato está muerto porque estaba debajo de mi carro.

Friend: I wanna tickle your earlobe.
You: Mi gato está muerto.
by GatitoMuerto January 15, 2021
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Essay

Not to be confused with writing a essay! This is what Cholos (Aka Mexicans) call their homies when chilling on the corner, pants hanging on for dear life, with a gaudy belt usually blue or the Mexican flag. Or when a Cholo is about to shank,shoot,or let his rabid dog out to tear your ass up.
Example 1: Ayo Essay have you seen Julio he owes me some money that's way past due!

Example 2: Ayo Essay! I know you better back up off my girl before I have to let Chico come out here and chew your @$$ up! I'm not kidding Essay I got twenty Cholos just waiting for some $hit to pop off!

Lmaooooo.
by brokeback_ August 16, 2012
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establish

to set up for oneself
to ratify a treaty
to make a law
by Dr.Vadnel January 21, 2004
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Ecstasy

I think that E is a great drug to use...its cheap but it will effect you alot if you use it too much...it is too much of a good drug never to try cause it will alter your life and the way that you think...try it but know that it is addictive and you will be able to control yourself...enjoy!
by Amy Quinn January 10, 2005
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chinese essay

When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
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ecstasy

Ecstasy is insane. It is an amazing drug. Can be snorted or popped. Once you take the ecstasy it takes a half hour-hour and a half to kick in. The high depends on the level and how much you took. 3-6 hours is normal. The cost of one roll (a pill) depends on if its a single stack, double stack, triple stack, quad stack...etc. A single stack is usually 10 bucks, double is 12-15, and triple is usually 20... 25 bucks if its super good. "Stack" refers to the level of the ecstasy. You can take usually 4-6 single stacks to get fucked up good. 2 or 3 double stacks and 1 to 2 triple stacks. Do not take over 2 triple stacks. You could die. Quad stacks are made only for true ecstasy lovers who have a lot of experience with the drug. It's very dangerous if you dont have a high tolerance for ex. I would say dont try quad stacks even if you do have a high tolerance. Always ask what type of stack it is before buying the roll. The thicker the pill, the more fucked up you will get.
Ecstasy comes in many many different colors and designs. Each pill is dipped in a different drug at the base of the pill (ex: lsd, cocaine, heroin, etc.). The colors and designs represent the drug it is dipped in. Only about 12-15% of an ecstasy pill is pure ecstasy, (unless you get pure MDMA capsules which is usually 90% ecstasy and is CRAZY FUN); the other 88% is filled with house hold cleaners that help to get you high.
You may have heard that each time you get high from ecstasy it takes an ice cream scoop out of your brain. This is not true; though it does burn small holes in your brain one high at a time. The house hold cleaners burn a hole in your brain and make it bleed. The blood drips down onto your spine to get you fucked up; similar to how acid works.
Sounds dangerous... but a few times wont hurt. It is not a scary drug in the least unless you take more than your body can handle. I've done it too much. Coming downs a bitch the next day the better your high is. Make sure your with friends when your coming down, but just know youll be back to normal the next day :)
ROLL FOREVER <3
"I really loveee ecstasy!!!!!!!!!"
by texasspk March 29, 2008
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Essgay

A term paper for high school or college or any other medium which you do NOT want to write... Because writing essays is "Gay"
Did you write your Essgay yet?

No. I did not.
by Klyde Frog March 10, 2009
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