A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
Get the New England Patriots mug.The New England Patriots have re-defined the term "Dynasty". The Patriots are the greatest Dynasty since the creation of organized sports. They are led by a coach who has a better playoff record than Vince Lombardi, Mr. Bill Belichick. The Vince Lombardi Trophy should by rights be re-named the "Bill Belichick Trophy". Thank You.
Steelers fan 1 "We play the New England Patriots this week".
Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.
Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."
Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".
Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.
Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."
Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".
by PatsR September 3, 2008
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The people with brains are currently trying to win the fight against chavs and the hoodied yobs (according to the right-wing rags)
It's called football, so stop calling it soccer!
London is the capital
Britain is England + Wales + Scotland
England loves the Gulf Stream, so stop melting the Ice Caps USA, China et al
It doesn't always rain
Labour only won the Election because Brown stole all our pensions, sold all our gold and taxed everyone who was not their target voter and gave it all to people who can't really be arsed to work
Not everyone in England knows each other, and we don't have tea with the Queen
The people with brains are currently trying to win the fight against chavs and the hoodied yobs (according to the right-wing rags)
It's called football, so stop calling it soccer!
by not illiterate July 19, 2008
Get the England mug.Those most concerned about the reputation of the, or the state of being, English are ironically those not particularly obsessed with their nationality in any political, patriotic or aggressive sense.
A soft target for various nationalists throughout Britain and Ireland, the English identity is also unfortunately held to ransom by English nationalists who invariably cause the English reputation to deteriorate further due to their inane 'bulldog' attitude, the hub of their central nervous system having relocated itself to obligatory beer bellies barely contained by knock-off imitation football shirts.
England has accomplished many great things, perpetrated many terrible events, and been on the receiving end of both; just as has every other nation on the planet.
A soft target for various nationalists throughout Britain and Ireland, the English identity is also unfortunately held to ransom by English nationalists who invariably cause the English reputation to deteriorate further due to their inane 'bulldog' attitude, the hub of their central nervous system having relocated itself to obligatory beer bellies barely contained by knock-off imitation football shirts.
England has accomplished many great things, perpetrated many terrible events, and been on the receiving end of both; just as has every other nation on the planet.
Contrary to popular belief, families in England of 'Anglo-Saxon' descent do in fact discuss means by which they might subjugate the Welsh, Scottish and Irish for the following few centuries; such is their pride and lack of shame at their long and devastating history of military occupation stemming from the early middle ages.
by Jobbit January 8, 2007
Get the England mug.One of the best teams to ever play in the NFL. Typically the fans of teams such as the Jets, Dolphins, Bills, Steelers, Colts, and Eagles hate the Patriots, but only because they are jealous of their recent success. They currently hold the record for 21 consecutive wins btwn. the 2003-2004 season, as well as the most consecutive post-season wins (10). They represent what it means to truly be a "T"eam. Some of the most popular players are Brady, Bruschi, Vrabel, Vinatieri, McGinest, and Seymour. They have won 3 out of the last 4 super bowls, and are hungry for more.
The new england patriots are FAR better than the jets, dolphins, or bills who are in their division. new england as a whole is the elite region of the country! Boston is title town, live with it....
by NEW ENGLAND DYNASTY January 9, 2006
Get the new england patriots mug.Best Country in the world by far. We had a big bastard empire sadly its gone. oh well. The Americans that think we drink tea are tossers watch Snatch or/and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels thats the accents some of us we're not posh!
American: Oh deary me i seem to have spilt my tea down me fetch Jeeves.
British: Shut FUCK UP YOU TWAT!
American: What?!
British: ENGLAND IS NOT LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
British: Shut FUCK UP YOU TWAT!
American: What?!
British: ENGLAND IS NOT LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
by FuturamaFry November 30, 2007
Get the England mug.A wicked awesome place! Very diverse. Made up of Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, and Connecticut (debatable). Contrary to popular belief from West Coasters and plenty of Southerners, New York is NOT a part of New England, assholes. We have awesome maple syrup, because we actually have four seasons. The weather changes faster than a pregnant woman's mood swings.
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