by coolperson101101101 November 19, 2013
Get the empty glass mug.the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014
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the void that is felt, especially around holidays, when there is a loved one missing from the table, typically due to death; a noticeable absence of a deceased or missing family member or friend
by Lydia December 13, 2014
Get the empty seat mug.A term describing a person (particularly a woman) with no personality or character; can be used to describe an office worker who is nothing but a company drone punching the clock, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what do you think of that new receptionist?"
Guy 2: "She's hot for sure, but definitely an empty uniform."
Guy 2: "She's hot for sure, but definitely an empty uniform."
by Immortal Pancake January 17, 2016
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Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:
Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:
Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016
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Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"
Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."
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Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"
Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"
Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."
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Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"
Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."
by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS July 13, 2016
Get the Empty Sack mug.Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016
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