Crate Egg

Old fashioned Barnsley/general yorkshire term for dickhead. more often used whilst driving...

"gerront right side ut rowd yer crate egg"
*taps temple with forefinger in angry fashion in rearview mirror for 'crate egg' to see*

by LadyH April 29, 2008

egg account

An account commonly used to fulfill a single purpose, like to troll, and then quickly abandoned for the sake an anonymity.

I hate getting messages from egg accounts, they're so annoying.

by thisoneguyionceknew December 25, 2015

Flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then smushed.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

by CToso69 May 12, 2016

Egg nogger

An Egg nogger is a white person who acts black and thinks they are black.
Eggs are white and nogger is a derivitive of nigger

Yo Jimmy D is such an egg nogger with his pants down low and his gold chaind daawg!

by Joe Deboer December 4, 2013

Death egg

Badass bald guys who have large muscles and can kill you for example Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel

Vin diesel is such a death egg in fast and furious

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 11, 2004

Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008