Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

EARLY OR LATE

typically someone who annoys the shit out of everyone by asking them the same question over and over again

"early or late?"- he is asking you the lunch "whats the time?"-he is asking you the time "oh hi manraaaaaaaj, how are you?"- SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by YEETMASTER123456 October 8, 2019

semi-early

on time

dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.

by fathermike July 12, 2011

he be off the early

Someone who is quick in acting. Could be in terms of time, or place

He be off the early when we be going out at night

by lobe3 January 16, 2012

early swimmer s

Precum

Pre ejaculation

I got early swimmer s in my pants

by joshhudson313 June 17, 2017