a fag. one who is constantly a jerk and says bad things about others. sweats profusely, especially from the palms. can be made nice by offering an ultimatum.
I hate that DERF! He always talks about "that guy" that he isn't supposed to talk about.
I hate that DERF! He is so mean!
I hate that DERF! He is writing an incredibly rude and secretive novella about me.
I hate that DERF! Today, he was so annoying I had to pencil-slap him...like 25 times.
I hate that DERF! He is so mean!
I hate that DERF! He is writing an incredibly rude and secretive novella about me.
I hate that DERF! Today, he was so annoying I had to pencil-slap him...like 25 times.
by Novella Character #1 May 20, 2008
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by Tha Messenjah January 4, 2005
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1: A ridiculously stupid or dumb person who doesnt understand anything, such as a ditz. 2: Someone who should be a stereotypical blonde, minus the blonde hair.
by BSandB4LIFE July 12, 2006
Get the derf mug.You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.
Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.
1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.
"Really? I always suspected she might be.
2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."
"But he's so shy."
"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."
3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
"Really? I always suspected she might be.
2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."
"But he's so shy."
"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."
3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.
by emilymarch1992 September 24, 2011
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Everyone thought Johnson's new film would be a hit based on the script that leaked, but he ended up cutting the dwarf and it tanked at the box office.
by DramaVamp March 7, 2009
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