a HUGE shit that when it comes out you think to yor self, dam, i dropped a lung.
or when you get scared and drop a brink or log.
or when you get scared and drop a brink or log.
niall: should nof seen my toilet yesteray!
tom: why?
reece: i did.
niall it was as brown as morphius! the fatty duke covered the floor!
tom:shweet, i eat that shit man!
tom: why?
reece: i did.
niall it was as brown as morphius! the fatty duke covered the floor!
tom:shweet, i eat that shit man!
by theladylicker November 20, 2011
Get the fatty dukemug. When the media or other gatekeepers of acceptable discourse want to discredit an idea or an individual, without themselves making any negative or critical comments directly, they find a morally detestable character to endorse the person or idea, thus manufacturing guilt by association with a person they would otherwise never consult, or give credence to their opinion. That poisonous proxy is known as an "Authoritative Duke", after David Duke, a man who would never be part of a mainstream political discussion except to be a tool to ritually contaminate an enemy of the media. David Duke, being quite powerless on his own, is a willing participant in the charade, because it conveys a false sense of authority on him whereas otherwise he is an untouchable.
"The new outrage is ready for us to amplify, but I'm afraid most people won't be outraged. If we reporters speak out against it, then it will show our bias too strongly. We need an Authoritative Duke so people know what side of the issue good people are supposed to be on," opined Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.
by 8mmDevil October 13, 2019
Get the Authoritative Dukemug. 1. N: (DAH-NEE DOOK-S) A Sort of Denim pelvic covering created from what was once a pair of Levi's,Wranglers,Lee or other brand of jeans that have been bastardized into a pair of obscenely short shorts, that should never be worn by any adult male, regardless of age. Donny Duke-wearing behavior is often exhibited by lower class middle age men.
Middle Age Drunk: Heyyy man look at these snazzy thangs!
Middle Age Worker: Uh, you really shouldn't wear those in public
Middle Age Drunk:Why?, They're comfy!
Middle Age Worker: That's because they are a foot and a half above your knee cap! You really need to take off Your Donny Dukes, pal.
Middle Age Worker: Uh, you really shouldn't wear those in public
Middle Age Drunk:Why?, They're comfy!
Middle Age Worker: That's because they are a foot and a half above your knee cap! You really need to take off Your Donny Dukes, pal.
by stank stank stank July 13, 2009
Get the Donny Dukesmug. Probably the baddest bitch alive. She’s definitely hotter than you, she makes some pretty great deviled eggs, and will stay up all night with you just to make sure you feel better.
by Yeeyee9/20 July 15, 2019
Get the Caitlin dukemug. by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017
Get the Pukey Dukemug. The act of inserting your two fore fingers between the cheeks of another person, unbeknownst to them and saying in a warm baritone voice " nice ass".
by Assbarr August 16, 2017
Get the Luke Dukemug. Another word for dad
Mann...dad dukes trippin bout letting me get da car tonight.
"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."
"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."
by Brianna M. Hill May 6, 2008
Get the dad dukesmug.