Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.

We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.

by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017

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Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.

I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.

by I Am The One Who Munts April 17, 2024

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Draining

The feminine art of controlling a man through sexual acts. It is. Process in which the woman provides unlimited sex acts as long as the man ejaculates each and every time. The process takes around a month or so of constant ejaculation in "ball draining" once the process is complete and a sex dependence is built the woman is then able to withhold sex for control or monetary gain, draining financial resources too

Todd: "why do u want to fuckaround every single day?"

Amy: " I'll be draining you and your furry little balls all summer until next tourist season in florida starts, now come here."

by Bobbbacon December 24, 2021

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Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool

The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.

Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.

by Ethanhead258 August 13, 2017

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