[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

by shemadeabooboo January 2, 2009

Doing it Live

An action that occurs without thoughts of a repercussion. Usually a very ballsy move, with a lot of courage.

Such actions have been performed by the infamous Bill O'Reilly, who "did it live" when his teleprompter broke during a recording.

Doing it Live:

Man 1: "Hey, do you think we should call Chris before showing up to his house?"
Man 2: "No, dude. Let's show up. We're DOING IT LIVE!!"

O'Reilly: "I'LL WRITE IT, AND THEN WE'LL DO IT LIVE! ...WE'RE DOING IT LIVE, FUCK IT!!!!"

by Snorris July 29, 2009

Doing the nasty

Having Sexual Intercourse...

Ohhh Shoot...I just caught Mom and Dad Doing the Nasty!!!

by Bachata101 April 10, 2005

Female Dating Strategy

A subreddit of mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more, bashing men constantly rather than focusing on actual dating strategies.

FDS Woman 1: "Men are such scrotes! All they do is wank off, watch porn and live in flith! They're animals"
Normal Human: "Didn't you just have a maniac episode about two weeks ago? You off your meds again?"
FDS Woman 2: "SHUT UP! We're Queens! Female Dating Strategy is life. Hail Feminism! Definitely not insane. MISOGYNY!!!"
Normal Human: "Whatever you say..."

by WhyAreYouMad? July 21, 2021

Co-Dating

When your roomie is dating someone for serious and they are around in the appartment as much as if you were dating her/him.

-OMG! Mike is bringing Tyra to the appartment all the time!

-Yeah man you're co-dating her .

by Depion October 25, 2016

dating system

A combination of steps, methods, and routine patterns formulated to achieve any of the multiple goals of attraction, matchmaking, a one night stand, friends with benefits, romance, finding a mate, and possibly marriage. Live and packaged dating systems train men and women and teach the nuances of a meeting encounter. The dating system is designed to escalate the sexual tension between parties. Men who use dating systems are often called pick-up artists as they strategically go after women who are often unaware of the systematic moves the man is making (ideally both the man and woman receive mutual benefits). Terms like “Total 10” and Tier System classifies women in the dating system. Online dating services improve matches with technology but a dating system is then needed to “close the deal.” The proliferation of dating system books, courses, and training on the internet indicate the burning desire to successfully attract a member of the opposite sex.

“Wow - He’s getting massive response from women now that he implemented the dating system.”

“Someone tell him to upgrade his dating system... No way his touching my love bucket!”

by Love Bucket February 20, 2010

thong doing you wrong

A phrase one will ask another when there seems to be an issue with their panties based on the way they are walking

Lisa: "Why are you walking like that? Is your thong doing you wrong?"
Kara: "Yes, I should have bought a medium instead of a small."
Lisa: "That's why I don't wear panties."
Kara: "Smart, although I figured that was just because you're a slut"
Lisa: "Oh, that too."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014