dickless

A word to describe men or boys who pick on women or girls to boost their self esteem. These creatures will feed on your insecurities to feel okay about his own. He is generally without any very good friends. This is just a more creative term for an asshole and such.

Boy: You are a flat bitch!
Girl: Take a look of what's in your own pants before you tell me what's in mine dickless!

by +vibes+ June 21, 2014

Dingleberry Wind Chimes

Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping

Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes

by They call me The Gambler January 13, 2009

dingle muncher

Someone who eats their dingle berries after they have been plucked.

Brett, your such a dingle muncher.

by Joe Cady October 20, 2006

armpit dingleberries

when stick deodorant is hastily applied to a hairy underarm region, resulting in chunks of deodorant becoming suspended in the mass of hair.

Every time he raised his arms, revealing those armpit dingleberries, I was horrifically mesmerized. I quickly became obsessed, both fearing and anticipating their next reveal.

by dafox December 4, 2014

dingle

A dingle is a double occupancy dorm room that is being housed by only a single person. It is a combination of the words double and single: dingle. One person in a two person room.

The UCLA housing department screwed up, so now I'm living in a dingle in Gregory Hall.

by Bryan Harley September 13, 2005

Hot Dingleberry Milkshake

This is when two men have anal loving and man number one ejaculates into man number two's ass crack, which coincidentally is filled with small pieces of fecal matter that have become entangled in the hair found in and around the area. Afterwards, man number one mashes his face in the crack and attempts to eat as much of the fluid while it's still warm.

"Oh, I'm about to bust a fat nut! I'm going cum so hard, this'll be the largest hot dingleberry milkshake I've ever had. Now suck that cock, fag."

by Tony Sage September 6, 2004

Dingleberry of Truth

This is where you can no longer hide the fact that shit is starting to build up and you need to clean yourself of the mess your in.

Looks like you can't pay the rent because the business you started isn't working. Your are in the Dingleberry of Truth and need to do something about it.

by servoisgod August 24, 2008