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dickerdoodle

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa
These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!
by ezdu March 13, 2010
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Dickenbocker

Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"
That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
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Nigger dicker

"Ay yo Emily, i heard that Keely been Nigger Dickin" "Yea i heard she was a Nigger Dicker"
by Lil_Zack24 June 19, 2017
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Dickless

She did not enjoy since i became dickless
by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019
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Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.
by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
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Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.
Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"
by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008
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Dicked Solid

Means to have anal sex with someone so that their once loose shit has become packed and solid. Does not need to be used literally, can be used to describe rough sex.
Bro, did you hear that Samantha was dicked solid by Benny?! That's pretty gnarly, huh?
by Ian Schmidlap September 13, 2011
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