kick dick day

on the 5th of October all girls have permission to go round and kick all boys dicks. have fun :)

it is going to be kick dick day on Monday cant wait

by eboy214 October 2, 2020

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it

“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”

by National daysss October 2, 2020

national suck dick day

November 22

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick

by 💀💀 November 22, 2021

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

on april 13th every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day.

SHE GRABBED MY DICK,SO I CHOKED HER.
NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY -IS WHEN A GIRL CAN GRAB YOUR DICK FOR THE SHE DAY.

by OGBRICK39 May 25, 2018

National be a dick Day

It whenever you be a dick all day

Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day

by Steve dumb April 16, 2021