When something is so good, you only have to look at your friend for them to know you have called dibs.
Can also be used when you forget to call dibs. Simply claim "it was an implied dibs" after the fact.
Can also be used when you forget to call dibs. Simply claim "it was an implied dibs" after the fact.
When my buddy and I saw that booty, it only took a quick glance to see he had an implied dibs.
My brother was upset at me for eating the rest of the pizza saying he had an implied dibs.
My brother was upset at me for eating the rest of the pizza saying he had an implied dibs.
by Fat&Stoopid April 20, 2015
Get the Implied Dibs mug.An adjective to describe an absolute (fucking) idiot; has no brains and could be compared to an autist
by itouchmyselfforfun October 31, 2018
Get the Dibshit mug.(1) A phrase that my best friend and I made up. We're not exactly sure what it means, but it can be used for many different situations.
(2)Often it is used when there can be no other answer to a difficult question.
(2)Often it is used when there can be no other answer to a difficult question.
(1) Alex: "Man, you're little sister is really annoying."
Ryan: "Yeah, she's a little skibble."
(2) Girlfriend: "So who was that chick you were with last
night?"
**a brief pause**
You: "Skibble dibble."
"Wha-"
"Skibble!"
"But-"
"Dibble!"
Ryan: "Yeah, she's a little skibble."
(2) Girlfriend: "So who was that chick you were with last
night?"
**a brief pause**
You: "Skibble dibble."
"Wha-"
"Skibble!"
"But-"
"Dibble!"
by 66Mustang August 29, 2007
Get the skibble dibble mug.by thatgracebxtch November 5, 2013
Get the dibsed mug.Someone who is making slow progress, usually regarding drivers, often characterised by the driving style of the elderly.
by Lynsey S January 11, 2008
Get the dibbler mug.Rhymes with Gibbon. Some would refer to a Dibben as being a particle of fecies that clings on to pubic hair that can be found around the anal region.
"Feels like I have an irritating, annoying, poo smelling itch - I wish this aggravating Dibben would dissapear!"
"urgh you stink - bit like a Dibben"
"I wish Dibben would just f*ck off"
"urgh you stink - bit like a Dibben"
"I wish Dibben would just f*ck off"
by niddley'pops September 13, 2011
Get the Dibben mug.This is the protocol to end all conflict in the world today. Essentially, if anything has not been claimed ownership of or is contested, the rightful owner is the one who exclaims Dibs. This can pertain to anything that is but is not limited too: Consumable items, permanent items, roles, antiquities, land, and in rare cases people.
Now there are some amendments to this protocol that must be enforced:
1. You can only call dibs on a certain thing if it is within eyesight of the person calling dibs. No calling dibs on the passenger seat of a vehicle in the checkout, as it must be called upon entering the parking lot.
2. Dibs shall only be called when two or more parties have a claim to that item. This can be through verbal or non-verbal clues in the context of the social setting. If someone calls dibs when there is clearly no other person who wants to lay claim to it, it disembellishes the sanctity of the dibs protocol. Dibs is not a word to use in vain.
3. Just to go into further detail on the dibs protocol applying to people. This pertains to calling dibs on the athletic kids in kickball and other games in P.E class where the teacher cruelly picks the two physically acoustic kids as the team captains.
4. In the event that the item that is being called dibs is a public item (ex: classroom seat), dibs must be renewed daily. Either that or until one person has called consecutive dibs on that item for seven days straight. This gives that person full rights to that object
Now there are some amendments to this protocol that must be enforced:
1. You can only call dibs on a certain thing if it is within eyesight of the person calling dibs. No calling dibs on the passenger seat of a vehicle in the checkout, as it must be called upon entering the parking lot.
2. Dibs shall only be called when two or more parties have a claim to that item. This can be through verbal or non-verbal clues in the context of the social setting. If someone calls dibs when there is clearly no other person who wants to lay claim to it, it disembellishes the sanctity of the dibs protocol. Dibs is not a word to use in vain.
3. Just to go into further detail on the dibs protocol applying to people. This pertains to calling dibs on the athletic kids in kickball and other games in P.E class where the teacher cruelly picks the two physically acoustic kids as the team captains.
4. In the event that the item that is being called dibs is a public item (ex: classroom seat), dibs must be renewed daily. Either that or until one person has called consecutive dibs on that item for seven days straight. This gives that person full rights to that object
EX: 1
Conner (new kid in class): Hey imma sit here
Shaianne(a stuck up dweeb): But I sit there, you can't sit there
Conner: Dibs! According to the Interuniversal Dibs Protocol (IDP), this chair is mine now!
Shaianne: yaknow.....Fair enough
Shaianne takes a seat somewhere else, as Connor is now the rightful owner of the chair.
*Russia and Ukraine settle in the Crimea*
Ukraine: This is some pretty good land here
Russia: Yah I like it too
Ukraine: Dibs.
Russia: Well, I was gonna take it over but I can't now because you called dibs.
Ukraine: Yah I know, eat shit commie.
Russia: Yikes, why ya gotta be so rude.
*Ukraine is the rightful owner of the Crimea, and had this happened instead, there would be no conflict.*
Conner (new kid in class): Hey imma sit here
Shaianne(a stuck up dweeb): But I sit there, you can't sit there
Conner: Dibs! According to the Interuniversal Dibs Protocol (IDP), this chair is mine now!
Shaianne: yaknow.....Fair enough
Shaianne takes a seat somewhere else, as Connor is now the rightful owner of the chair.
*Russia and Ukraine settle in the Crimea*
Ukraine: This is some pretty good land here
Russia: Yah I like it too
Ukraine: Dibs.
Russia: Well, I was gonna take it over but I can't now because you called dibs.
Ukraine: Yah I know, eat shit commie.
Russia: Yikes, why ya gotta be so rude.
*Ukraine is the rightful owner of the Crimea, and had this happened instead, there would be no conflict.*
by ThatGuyConnor May 7, 2019
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