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Designated Desiree

This noun refers to a woman, who is described as being the village door knob, for everyone has had a turn. She is a woman who places her vag before her kids, and a personified gold digger. Essentially just that one girl in town, who everyone knows her, and is ashamed how they know her.
"Yo man where is y'all's DD. Our Designated Drivers? Nah man, y'all's Designated Desiree!"
by PearlMarine December 29, 2020
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Designated DJ

Someone in your group of friends with the best music and knows what songs to play for a specific event/vibe
We were drag racing and put designated dj made it so much better!
by Large genitals October 14, 2017
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Serial Designation N

a fucking person who acts like a kindergartener
person 1: i wanna go home!! 😭😭😭😭

person 2: shut up Serial Designation N.
by asherrxzz May 28, 2024
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the design

Something that is just generally bad; a lighthearted and friendly insult to call something or someone that is bad, especially if it's/they're ugly
Someone: "I ate your cupcake."
Me: "You're the design."

Thing: *looks like a lion with a wig playing the oboe*
Me: "That's the design."
by Uht, rude December 28, 2021
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designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
by mlhiss April 18, 2020
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Man Design

Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.
Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.

Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.

There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.
by keshazel April 12, 2012
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Design Despair

Noticing the over use of a design style or font in use in popular culture, which leads graphic designers to mental fatigue and despair. Severe cases result in murder/suicides using metal etched Helvetica letting, art deco lamps of slender women holding opaque spheres above their heads and starbursts containing the word 'New'.
Suzi exclaimed "Oh Brad! I just can't get over this Steampunk fad we've got at the moment. It's giving me serious Design Despair. If I see one more flyer using the Coffee Tin font I'm going to destroy (insert any significant cartoon cultural icon) by giving it claws and dripping blood.
by Matt_Decker February 20, 2012
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