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attention deficit hyperlink disorder

The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.
"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."
by www.eatnails.net September 3, 2011
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Dime Deficiency

A deplorable condition when an occasion, place, event, university has a lacking number of dimes compared to unattractive girls.

Common cases include sausage tests, university of notre dame, and ivy league schools

Any ratio less than 2:1 dimes to nickels could be considered Dime Deficiency, with an ideal ratio being 10+:1.
Jerry enrolled at Arizona State... Dime Deficiency must have been a big deciding factor for him.

Notre Dame

Dude 1: Yo bro you headin' up to Willy's place?
Dude 2: Naw dude, that place has a strong case of Dime Deficiency
Dude 1: Shoot Dude! Thanks for the warning

John had a nightmare about Dime Deficiency, the next day he withdrew his application to Notre Dame
by TheJbros11 September 23, 2011
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consensual defication

The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.
by Supermanchild January 2, 2004
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Defient

Defiant + Entertainment = Defient. Defient is the label lead by the winner of Lyor Cohen's "Biz" reality show, Greg Calloway. Defient and team were on the cover of music industry magazine, Billboard, 7/21/07. They were also the title sponsors of the 2nd Annual Ozone Awards and Tjs Djs Conference which aired on the MTV network. Defient is also known for having these really cool BMW's with Defient on each side which are featured in Dj Khaled's "I'm so hood," video. Defient is currently working with those kids that are really big on myspace, Jon Young & J Cash (www.myspace.com/jonyoungmusic) Cleveland's new star, Corey Bapes. Releases are due in 2008.
Defient's CEO jumped up on a table and said, "I wanna be so big in whatever I do,..you gotta put your balls on the table." Very defiant.
by Jayson Barone September 16, 2007
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Defil3dswhore

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Jusmatsta Defil3dswhore
by tehnoobwhor March 22, 2009
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define.php%3Fterm%3Dasl

This just sucks is all I’m going to say!
Wait that guy, Ryan, define.php%3Fterm%3Dasl
by HawtDawg5678 January 31, 2021
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