david sedaris

God.

Evevryone should read his books, they'll change your life.

Me and my aunt talked for hours about david sedaris and how she didn't want to go see him because she'd have to fight every gay person in san francisco to get a parking space

by Quetzalli Martinez February 24, 2005

David

A beautiful man with baller status. Often seen with his homeboys or a female. He usually has a wall up, but carries a sweet, soft side that is hard to find. Most people fear the David because he's a boss. Many admire him and want to be like him leading to envy. David is a lover, but rather put a front as a fighter. He's an undercover family man. Usually late to everything, but worth the wait. He loves slurpees because they're cool like him. The David is dificult, but a great lover.

Girl 1: "Hey who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl 2: "David, He's dreamy."
Girl 1: "Sorry I already asked him. He's Perfect."

by tastyboo June 29, 2011

David

David is everything he knows he is, but still seeks the love of others. His heart is as deep as his mind, and he yearns to share it with those around him. Tall, kind-hearted, daring, handsome but shy; he could go days, months, or years waiting to tell the person he wants that it's him they deserve. Consider the David you meet to be one of a kind, get to know him, and treat him that way; he'll return the favor.

I kept chasing pointless things, and then I found David.

by Catholic<3 January 15, 2013

David Piefer

Hagerty Huskies football team bitch. He takes so much shit from people, and cries so much. Everyone wants to kick his ass. And his brother is a fat fucking bitch. Everyone wants him dead to.

Austin " Hey you know David piefer the team bitch right?

Joseph " Yeah, that faggot piefer, such a team bitch."

by Hagety Rootbeer August 5, 2008

david firth

A great animator from Britain who's "Salad Finger" series has made him sort of an internet phenom. I particularly enjoy his use of drawing on paper then animating it as in "Black and White Cartoon" Series. Genius, one funny fucking genius, and his sick twisted humor is especially funny to me at least.

Me: Let's watch Salad Fingers
Jeff: NO! It creeps me out
Me: Fine, we'll just watch Black and White Cartoon about Berries.
Jeff: Okay then..
Me: David Firth is a genius, where does he come up with this shit?

by Fantastic Dan September 28, 2005

David Cameron

Posh Cunt.

David Cameron: i will lead this country out of recession.

Whole Sane Population: fuck off back to eton you posh Cunt

by milezy July 6, 2010

David McClure

Most commonly ginger and short in all the wrong places.Annoying and suffers from a rare liver condition-Jaundice.Beats up anyone who preaches religion.

That David McClure is so Jaundiced

by garage13 April 28, 2009