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by matyy July 9, 2003

dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.

"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

by Chance Wayne May 24, 2010

dingleberry

it is NOT a tick

"I have a tick on my butthole!"- guy
"no... it's dried up crap"- chic, ripping off dingleberry with tweezers from guy's butthole hair

by Sassy Walnut May 4, 2010

life sized dingleberry

A band whose leader is a savage violinist. Their biggest hit is "Aquadic Serenity". They are a blend of classical, new wave, and jungle fever.

Me and my homies are stoked for the Life Sized Dingleberry concert tonight!

by jkmd April 24, 2008

dingleberry

A piece of poop that comes out the anus with hairs stuck to it.

WOW, theres a dingleberry in my toilet...

by GAMEELO March 30, 2007

dingleberry

a turd hanging from ones ass hair

my ass sleeps on a dingleberry

by DYLANNNNN July 12, 2007

dingleberry

A dingleberry is a hemorrhoid.

Aunt Rosie passed on the dingleberry jam.

by Dick Barry June 19, 2007