Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

serious brain damage

something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.

Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*

by WantYouGone September 6, 2023

damaged boy

The boy that is Superior to all. The boy that no one approves of and will probably hurt you. But your dumbass has read to many wattpad stories

When your friends ask a boy if he’s damaged because you told them you like damaged blonde boys

Damaged boy

by Damagedgirl November 11, 2020

heat damage

An affect that makes strands or bundles of curly hair become dry, crinkly, and no longer curly. Usually occurs after excessive use of heated irons to straighten hair.

"Royal had such a good curl pattern but when he tried to straighten it, he had nothing but a head full of heat damaged hair."

by Roast_pg_bih October 28, 2017

Fortnite Damage

Fortnite Damage; When you're playing any other game than Fortnite and deal 8 damage using a shotgun

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT DEAL 8 DAMAGE, WHAT IS THIS FOR FORTNITE DAMAGE - Pissed Apex Legends Player

by Skythes February 15, 2019

Damage whore

A person whose play style in games in games relies on the satisfaction of dealing really high damage numbers to the opponent.

Wow. My team got damage whored by the enemy carries.

by ConqbyDark May 31, 2022

heavily damaged

you after driving like an idiot

if you drive stupidly you will be heavily damaged.

by yardardar April 1, 2021