check your damage

A phrase meaning "check yourself" or, "what is your problem?" Similar to the phrase "what's your damage?"

"Oh my god Karen, check your damage!"

by Lillypadwarrior January 26, 2015

Bird Damage

Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.

My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.

by Watchersofbirdniagarachapter June 21, 2024

Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.

by not enough discounts May 25, 2011

heavily damaged

you after driving like an idiot

if you drive stupidly you will be heavily damaged.

by yardardar April 1, 2021

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

when your straight freind says you cant suck his cock

person one: hey can i suck you off
person two: NO
asian person 3: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

by LBozoRation69420 March 25, 2022

treble damages

What you ask for in a lawsuit against an audio-equipment manufacturer due to your stereo's loudspeakers having a dull muffled "muddy" sound instead of producing crisp high-frequencies as they are supposed to.

I am amazed that anyone would bother suing for treble damages; since many audiophiles --- especially the younger ones --- complain that their systems don't produce enough BASS... usually the midrange and high notes come through just fine.

by QuacksO September 4, 2019

heat damage

An affect that makes strands or bundles of curly hair become dry, crinkly, and no longer curly. Usually occurs after excessive use of heated irons to straighten hair.

"Royal had such a good curl pattern but when he tried to straighten it, he had nothing but a head full of heat damaged hair."

by Roast_pg_bih October 28, 2017