Dirt Deer 

Nature's Dirt Bike

What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.



A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.

Antlers as handlebars.

Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.

Dirt Deer by Banana Jim April 23, 2009

Red Deer 

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

Red Deer by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

mmm my deer sexi pics 

Standard phrase of an Indian, to tell girls that they like them.

girl: "how are you guys"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"

mmm my deer sexi pics by halalbe September 27, 2017

pickle deer

another word for dildo....dill like pickle and doe like a deer

your a fucking pickle deer

pickle deer by the fuck fairy December 17, 2006

dead deer

Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.

Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?

Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.

dead deer by Doukie February 17, 2009

Beer Deer 

The term for when someone is involved in a single car accident while intoxicated, and files an insurance claim the following day which lays blame on a fictional deer (or dog, cat, raccoon, etc.) which jumped in the road and caused the accident.

It could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.

Guy #1: "Hey, I heard you crashed your car on the way home from that party last night. "

Guy #2: "Naw, I just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer." wink wink "I told my wife that I saved Bambi, and I'd do it again if I had to, it's just a car. "

Guy #1: "You're a real piece of work."

Beer Deer by Jerexy Huxrich July 7, 2016

The Deer 

The look you give as to impose the look on a deer's face in the headlights of an approaching vehicle.

This girl called me sexy, so I gave her the deer.

The Deer by SnakeEater100 August 22, 2008