puopable tick transferred from deer to dick to dog to adam givin to everyone else in jesis room, always from dog fuckin the deer raping everyone in jesis room, isnt puopable at first, but is a little later after brock licks the stickly tuckly dicky sticky stuckle deer tick dog
by amber adam brock quinn January 13, 2008
Get the deer tick dogmug. An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
Deer suicidal or some shit?
by buddy retard July 4, 2020
Get the deermug. In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.
by WizardRob November 1, 2021
Get the deer plowmug. The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
by dykefather September 20, 2021
Get the Not Deermug. Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025
Get the Deer-Vehicle Crashmug. by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011
Get the Deer weinersmug. In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt
Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler
Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler
Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 1, 2021
Get the Deer huntermug.