Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events
A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."
Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."
Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."
by D Peezy Fo Sheezy November 1, 2010
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Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
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#1 - The first rule of C.U.D. is, you do not talk about C.U.D.
#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.
#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.
#4 - Two upgrades at a time.
#5 - One benchmark at a time.
#6 - No food, no drink
#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.
#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.
#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.
#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.
#4 - Two upgrades at a time.
#5 - One benchmark at a time.
#6 - No food, no drink
#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.
#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.
by Ageless_ZA January 20, 2011
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