custard dick

custard dick is where chronic hero dips his cock into a girls virgina and gets the period blood on it custard hence the name custard dick

i fucked your mom hard last night and got custard on my penis i got custard dick

by jabbas back February 22, 2009

Dirty Custard

Male ejaculate; sperm; jiss; jittler; baby gravy; manfat

I shot my dirty custard all over her tits!

by Chris Maggs October 6, 2008

3rd April National Fish fingers And Custard Day

National fish fingers and custard day

Hey Amelia did you know it’s 3rd April national Fish fingers And Custard Day today it’s

by Doctor Who What Why Where When December 20, 2020

bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006

Custard

The combination of cunt and bastard.

Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.

by Lisa L O O April 4, 2008

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010