Tom Cruise’d

The Act of not just running fast somewhere behind schedule, but running at full maximum speed beyond the point of exertion. An all out super sprint as if you were the secret agent Ethan Hunt.

Friend 1: Dude how did you beat me here on foot when you live on the other side of town?

Friend 2: How do you think? I Tom Cruise’d.

by Trey Dontell September 5, 2019

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comfort crush

A comfort character, from a TV show, game, book, etc., who’s also your crush.

Whenever I feel sad, I think about my comfort crush, Soos from Gravity Falls. He’s the one who makes me feel safe.

by tjofficialvo July 8, 2020

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being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online

- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed

- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.

ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)

its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋

you’re obsessed my lovely. you have an online crush

by marioispeng November 3, 2020

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JC Cruisers

Old school leather sandals. Like the typical leather or rope version that were worn in Jerusalem during the time period that Jesus was alive. Can also be found on 40+ year old men, who wear sandals to events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Can also be referred to as any type of men's or woman's sandals when someone takes a header because they blow out their sandal.

Did you see that waiter take a shitter with that full tray of drinks? It looks like he tripped because they were not wearing real shoes. He tripped on the JC Cruisers.

I dropped a hammer on my foot and all I was wearing was JC Cruisers.

by Mongoliod1535 April 20, 2021