rainbow crop dust

The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.

My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.

by Ill_padre July 13, 2024

crop gaf

A house or premises at which marijuana is grown

I need to find a new job man, i cant keep working in this crop gaff its too bait

by Jirood July 29, 2017

Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.

"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"

by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025

Crop dusting

When a man is having anal intercourse with a female and he spins her on his dick while she is squirting.

He told me to start crop dusting and I told him not again

by john dusting April 8, 2024

Crop Top

a top that is definitely against the dress code, but nobody cares. (Except THAT ONE TEACHER, as well as THAT ONE SUB.)

That one teacher: "Hey, you cant wear that crop top here!"
girl: "AND!?!?"

by I KAN SPEL June 13, 2022

Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012