Coor Math

The true absoluteness of chaotic maths, when the numbers don’t make sense and an 80% success chance has a 99.92% chance to fail

WTH, the rng is so cooked I failed 6 80% rolls in a row?
Must be coor math

by The Lord of the Lost October 21, 2025

pizza cohort

Unnamed well-wishers, associates and confidantes.

My pizza cohort and I like share our ESPN Insider passwords.

by AO OA July 16, 2003

Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel

For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?

by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017

Poonta coonta

The only drum beat used in Hispanic music

“Listen to that poonta coonta type beat”

by Poppothy February 4, 2024

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens

Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens.

by Chicken Man is built different November 17, 2020