computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac

This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.

by arris January 27, 2008

Computer Assistance

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.

McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.

by McCabe March 3, 2004

Computer

machines that are going to take over the world soon.

computers are getting better and dangerous

by dickhead1111 July 3, 2009

School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself

Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.

by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018

Computer

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)

Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!

by LodLuT November 5, 2003

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

computar

A word used by ralph on the Simpsons

"the computar taste like chicken"

by anon July 24, 2003