Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder

Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)

by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011

commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

Committed a mongo

Any mistake in grammar.

You said 'would of' instead of 'would have'.

"Oh man, I just committed a mongo!"

by StarSnowLeopard July 23, 2014

Commit-and-Run

noun

The act of jumping with both feet into a quick, fully-committed relationship followed by immediate withdrawal.

adjective

Denoting or intended for demonstrating immediate commitment for the sake of quickness or effect rather than for permanency.

"My new boyfriend felt sure we had a connection from day one and were destined to be together; then scared the shit out of himself and ran away. I was the victim of a commit-and-run."

"commit-and-run men who lead women into believing that they are the one, in the first few dates, only to never be heard from again"

by Sky Spang November 20, 2019

mercy comment

A comment you leave on a blog that has no commments to make the writer feel like what they write has some value.

I gave my cousin a mercy comment on her blog since nobody reads it.

by ThomasM May 23, 2008

Non commitment sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone

Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John

by Sickasfrick August 30, 2015

Spam comments/spam commenting

Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes

Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma

by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018