Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

Comething

Something to cum on

Sum is short for something.

Cum is short for comething.

by JarOfMayonnaise May 29, 2021

Comet Era

King PG3D's title during the 2018 catspam

"You cant beat me im top 1 comet era!!!"

by DefinitelyNotJeo August 7, 2021

Competiotion

Two members of science olympiad sing to the death.

We had a bracket hammering competiotion

by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021

Competiotion

A sing off between two members of science olympiad to the death.

*intense competiotion moment*

by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021

cometdares

dares that are out of this world usually some very sexual or dangerous dares.

hey go run across that busy road
no that’s a ‘cometdare’ i’m not doing cometdares

by kajetan September 12, 2021

Comet QuackyComet

shawty

Comet QuackyComet: sHaWtYs LiKe A mElOdY iN mY hEaD
p1: for fucks sake Comet

by BelovedShawty December 2, 2021