comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning

Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"

by last-call August 20, 2011

Combat Jerk

The act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.

Conor, Dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me...

by combat jerk master January 12, 2011

comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.

I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.

by troyfoley July 25, 2007

Combat Mission

A description of a girl who you have a one night stand with but would under no circumstance date. She is comparable to a combat mission. Get in-Get out.

Jessica is really clingy, and annoying, but is really hot. She is a combat mission.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX May 22, 2010

combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.

Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!

by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011

Combat Battle Wings

Before going down on a girl you use your teeth to pull out her tampon and with out letting go throwing it across the room.

You haven't gotten your wings until you gotten Combat battle wings

by Birdman1984 June 24, 2011

combat booty

An amazing ass owned by an amazing girl.

Damn that girl got dat combat booty

by Nelluc20 September 16, 2013