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collin cramer

the sexiest mother fucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He also likes to take thots to Youngstown. I heard they have nice parks there. Collin Cramer like to hang out with his bitch ass friends and his girlfriend. he is good at football and is too good to play basketball for Craig Hannon. His life consists of fuckin bitches and gettin money.
Person 1: hey, who is that over there?

Person 2: that's Collin Cramer! can't you tell by all the bitches and money?

Person 1: oh yeah! I should have known!
by thot123 January 5, 2014
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Satan's Calling

Traditional Metal band from Melbourne,Victoria, Australia. Has strong Iron Maiden influence. Members enjoy drinking ridicously huge amounts of beer and rooting groupies. They use pseudonyms because the sheer mentioning of their names would immolate the internet. Members are :

Pita - guitar
Mikool - drums
Kostik - bass
Gwerge - guitar
That band Satan's Calling is so good that they can make women lose their virginity by just showing them their instrument.
by Priest > Maiden September 7, 2008
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Collin

Collin is a guy who is very tall and slim with gorgeous blue eyes that will make you melt. His hair is blond, (though he claims it's brown). He's super fucking hot, and his voice is pure gold. Just talking to Collin will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He's a complete weirdo, but you love him for that reason. He'll try to stay up with you all night, but ends up falling asleep on you most of the time. You can count on Collin to help you through most things because he gives amazing advice. You're lucky to be Collin's friend, but even more lucky to be his girlfriend. He puts other people before himself, and does anything he can to protect his loved ones. You definitely don't want to get on his bad side though. He's a troublemaker most of the time and an undercover freak, and if you doubt that he'll do something, he'll do it just to prove you wrong. He's obsessed with sharks and he could tell you anything you wanted to know about them. He's probably the best person I've ever met in my life. If you happen to have a Collin in your life, never let him go. Ever.
I love you Collin.
by Giggles0313 August 17, 2018
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Collins Key

A completely crazy YouTuber whose only phrase is YEET. He has a younger brother called Devan Key who is much more down to Earth.

Each of his videos are screaming at you for the entire time and Collins often shouts over Devan. Collins has this weird thing where he gets lots of stupid props and uses editing to make the video cooler than it really is.

Ryan Trahan, another YouTube personality equates the craziness to drugs. I dare say he's not wrong.

I CONCLUDE COLLINS KEY IS ON DRUGS!
Ryan Trahan: OMG this dude, Collins Key is ON DRUGS!
by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs January 6, 2019
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Calling the Bullpen

an act usually performed by girls when they are at a perfectly good party/bar but still need to repeatedly call or text to see if there is something/somewhere "better" they should be;related to calling the bullpen for a better pitcher in Major League Baseball. They even call friends that they know are home to make sure they know they are out at a party so they dont think less of them. They think that they look cool because they have options when actually they look stupid because they are the only ones that are not caught up in the amazing times in front of them.
Jess is forever talking mad loud when she is calling the bullpen. That girl is never allowed on sparks st. again.

Where'd Rachel go? I dunno Jess was calling the bullpen before, I guess the bouncers must not be checking id's so they are going downtown.
by James Street May 1, 2008
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Calling in dead

Getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.
Essentially calling in dead is thjs: I can't make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc...,) has just died. I'll need a few days.
by Pie'o'Pah January 18, 2010
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Calling coal

When you have no understanding of the subject of conversation and feel you could not be involved. You would call coal.
Bob and Rob are talking incessantly about computers, after 30 minutes of understanding nothing Chris says " I don't get any of this, I'm calling coal"
by Big caboose June 29, 2014
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