shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

cockfuck

someone whos face looks like it was screwed and jabbed with a black guys horseknob

"Man, that Spicefuck guy looks like a cockfuck"

by zAk May 1, 2004

CockSock

A "CockSock" is jargon for a condom that you would place on a male's penis.

The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.

Could we hold on the engaging contact honeysuckles while I put on my "cocksock" for hopeful prevention of accidental pregnancy.

Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.

by SquirrelPower October 24, 2008

Allen the Cocksucker

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.

Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker

by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

cocksick

Heavy shit. A.K.A. really vile, graphic, life-changing experiences...

"We saw the most cocksick car crash today, the guy beheaded himself through his own windshield."

by Diggerdowntrigger September 4, 2006

cocksickle

A frozen but still edible cock....certain males such as olivers,munns's and eddys enjoy cocksickles to relax at the weekend

Guy1-Oh man i just had the tastiest strawberry cocksickle, other guy- Woah venkat you get so much cock

by Oliver munns April 4, 2009

Clocksucking Omega Male

A male in a group who is least likely to take initiative and who waste tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result do to the lack of intellegance, confidence, and common sense.

Montgomery Andrew A. is a clocksucking omega male.

by Ubersexual Guy November 21, 2010