the clumper

Taking a shit then giving some one a swirlie

He gave that nerd “the clumper”

by Thatsmessedup December 13, 2017

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

finna clump

To "finna clump" would result in releasing an eggy fart

dude i'm FINNA CLUMP - those taco's werent good

by JoseTheNooblet June 12, 2018

boob clump

Basically, boobs that look poorly rendered, 240p titties. Like, Tomb Raider on the playstation...

Damn ma, you got some boob clump going on today.

by tyslvt September 18, 2018

Suction Clump

When you are doing anal fisting and you try to pull out your fist out so violently that your hand gets ripped off.

Eh I'm not a fan of fisting, suction clumps are too common. mexican lawn mowers are way hotter anyways.

by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019

Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

Papa Clumsy

smurf hell bent on attacking and locating little children when they least expect it.

oh no papa clumsy raped me

by BlackSEXYMAN June 13, 2022