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cave Muslim

Muslims that refuse to accept and embrace the realities of the modern age. Particularly those Muslims who believe that: voting whilst living in a western democracy is Haram, Muslim women should stay at home 24/7 and have no place in Islam and that Media participation is "un-Islamic".

Incidently all of the above beliefs are not valid in Islam.
Some cave Muslims believe that voting challenges the sovereignty of Allah.
by MPACUK.ORG September 4, 2008
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cavelle

Man that CAVELLE sure is amazing.
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Cave Story

Cave Story is an excellent indie game created December 20th, 2004 made by Daisuke Amaya. It was developed over five years by Pixel (His Alias ) in his free time. If you are new to indie games, this should be one of the very first you play. I highly recommend it. There are also modifications of the game. Various examples are: Jenka's Nightmare, WTF Story, The Show, Shism, & Rave Story.
I binge played Cave Story this week. This game never gets old.
by ᑕαмεяση August 18, 2018
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Wombat cave meeting

The art of two people trying to defecate or poo into each others anuses, replicating two wombats leaving their respective caves to have a meeting in the middle!
Bob: "fancy a wombat cave meeting tonight my dear?"

Maude: "not tonight dear, that curry did a number on me and I fear it would be less of a meeting and more of a shower"
by Skunky bifta December 2, 2009
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Filthy Caveman

After a long night of playing drums for a rocking band in hot bar or club, a now hot, sweaty, stinky, hairy, and somewhat dirty drummer sneeks apon an unsuspecting individual and rubs all over said individual while dry humping, in a doggie-style manner the now victims leg. The result of this action is the showing of the drummer's dominateing power and the ability to ward of other beasts from what the drummer now claims his as his own. The drummer may claim one or many it is all depending on his energy and physical condition as well as how many drunks he must defend his now prize from. Hilarity and both a terrible stench, and chafing can result from this action
Al: Dude did you hear what happened at the Missed Conception show last night?
Damien: No what happened at the Missed Conception show last night.
Al: The drummer gave Suzi a FILTHY CAVEMAN!!!

Damien: Oh that is awesome, I bet Sarah was totally jealous!

Al: Yeah I know she was, I heard he wasn't wearing pants.
by Daveoftheboomboom November 1, 2011
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Smithys Calves

Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.
Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves
by Shmot dog October 15, 2012
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The John West Bat Cave

Euphemism for the female genitalia.

John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.

Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.

Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.

Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
Lee sensed danger.

His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.

Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
by zappacake June 4, 2009
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