Teasus Christ

A girl who always seems to be nothing but a tease. She gets you all riled up yet no action.

Guy 1: Yo, did you finally bang Tiffany?
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.

Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...

by lazer lizard May 11, 2013

christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"

Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked

by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015

deezus christ

a word said by the character rat from the not so popular youtube channel pyrolance
a combination of the word jesus christ and deez nuts a popular meme

Deezus Christ man that heavy is popping off harder then half our team

hey man ever heard of Deezus Christ?

want to talk about our lord and savor Deezus Christ

by westcough May 16, 2023

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Christ the King

Christ the King is a Catholic school located in the heart of Morrell Park on Chesterfield and Morrell. You may also know it as CTK. Most children who graduate from this school attend ARHS after.

Jess: What grade school did you go to?
Ally: Christ the King!

by Alex Gheey December 30, 2008

what the christ

The coolest website on the Internet.

"Did you see 'dem boobies on What The Christ today?"

by The Pinkmeister October 17, 2012

Johnny Christ

Bassist for Avenged Sevenfold(a7x). He is also a rapist who my friend thinks wants to rape me(I'm scared..)

"JOHNNY CHRIST IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!!"

by Synyster Stalker July 30, 2009