master cheif

The ultimate cook of all Halo games!

Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-

Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*

Master Cheif:... Phew...

*It blows up*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!

Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*

by OurGorship April 8, 2008

Chef

A term referring to one who prepares food on a professional level; often a term used loosely and carelessly.

"Can you work a double shift in the kitchen this week? Suzy booked another weekend off...she's a chef, you know."

by Amadeus38 June 29, 2012

a chaffin riff

A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.

"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"

"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"

by AWW SKEET SKEET June 11, 2006

cheffy

possessing the arrogance, self-importance and I-am-God mentality of an executive or sous chef; a diva.

He demanded a public introduction at the wine dinner, then showed up an hour late; he's so cheffy!

by Sam4240 April 30, 2009

Master Chef Fuckhouse

You proceed to have sex with a female while she is making you a sammich in the kitchen where she belongs, then you take her out of her natural environment into the living room and you play halo while STILL maintaining the penetration through the entire experience! TRIPLE KILL!

"Dude, my girlfriend is the best! We Master Chef Fuckhouse'd all day yesterday!

by Shana Black February 13, 2008

cheifin

the act of bubba not passin the L,

one not passin the blunt an talkin like a soap opra

bubba u done had that bitch for a minut wit your cheifin ass

by stretchtallis August 25, 2009

Chaffage

When a male's genitals stick to the side of their leg or their underwear.

I got major chaffage right now. I need to adjust my pants.

by IceWarm April 29, 2004